There is Nothing

like winter driving. The ice, the mayhem, low visibility with the heater on high. People panicking like it's the end of the world, and abandoned cars chaotically lining the shoulders of the road, left for dead as if the city was attacked by zombies. To me, it's all a sport. I award points for accidental stunts people pull. Like sliding sideways (5 points), or pulling a 360 (13 points) when trying to make a left hand turn through an intersection. Fishtailing (12 points), and rear ending someone (50 points).

Although, points increase exponentially for rear ending when it becomes a pileup. The number of cars that crash behind you as a result of your poor driving add to your score. It's a pyramid scheme type of thing. And even you can succeed!

(200 points too the station wagon behind the tow truck. Master 'pileupper' for starting this catastrophe. I bet he was enjoying some Mmm and slipped into a dreamy abyss, forgetting where he was.)

So go get em, tiger. Let's rip up the roads this winter in style. Let's see how bad your driving really is. I'll be awarding far more points than I rack up, because i'm not a panicking fool. Plus I'm invincible.