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Okay? I guess now... I'm breaking the ice by confessing that absolutely nothing blogworthy is going on in my life.
>I don't care about Tiger Woods. You next door neighbor has probably done worse. And you've probably cracked a joke about this that is socially more retarded than what your neighbour did. So quiet down.
> I know of several sports trades that people are appalled by: again, I don't even want to waste my time with this. I've got my own life to live, nonblogworthy as it is.
> The weather is probably the weakest form of small talk, so let's suffice to say it's winter and get over the fact that there's snow and cold outside..unless you live in California, in which case I can't even comprehend what it's like. Please tell me wonderful stories.
Listen, last night I was trying to get home from spending time with friends and there were cops and I may or may not have been speeding slightly and they didn't stop me as I drove by their hidden radar. They didn't even flash their lights..or give chase...or use a spike strip. HUGE let down to my adrenaline glands, HUGER relief to my conscience and/or bank account. Crazy luck. Karma, I'd like to think :-)
Tonight I spent a wonderful evening with friends at a gathering that was termed a 'Christmas Party' and it was fantastic. In admiration for this evening, the wonderful people, gifts, wine, food, and laughter, I'm NOT going to publish a massive post I had lined up about how Christmas Is This God-Awful Thing That's Really Just Brainwashing You Into Mall-Wandering-Capitalistic-Mindsets Even Though You Think You Have Really Just Discovered The Meaning Of The Season, Because In The End Your Priorities Are Skewed And Should Be Doing Something More Productive With Your Money.
---There's a good side to all this christmasy kafuffle, no doubt.
Perhaps we should just stick to the good parts; I don't want your obligatory gifts.---
Exams are pretty much done (I'M FINISHED!), we can all catch up on sleep (I SLEPT LAST NIGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL!), and most of you are waaaay behind on all your 'meaningful' shopping, so let's just get on with it and have some fun.
" Hahaha suckers the mall is the worst right now I went today and totally
punched some guy because he took the last copy of twilight!!!!!! "
Heck no. That's a lie. Screw Twilight and every single one of you that tries to make it a conversation topic. I'd rather go back to talking about the weather. At least the weather is not perverted or hormonal. Not even vampires suck the life out of me as much as you talking about them. You are wrong. Quiet.
But the mall did suck today. That much is true.
And I bet someone got punched over that book/movie/lifestyle today, too.
Please write me a good story to make up for my lack of interestingness. Thanks.
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