Two Christmas cards. Open them, read them.
"Hope you have a nice christmas, Love Uncle Willie and Aunt Lorraine."
The second card was from Aunt Marg and Uncle Dale, same friendly message.
These people are very thoughtful, but they are not my relatives.
I check the envelope, and unsuprisingly, they are addressed to Mrs Susan Broomfield. We have been getting her daily mail for the last year and a half. This Christmas, however, her cards will not be returned to sender like every other bloody envelope. They will be in my living room, next to our tree with a skull on top instead of a cheesy angel. THIS tree is the REAL DEAL.
Shame on you, Susan, for not giving your relatives your new address.
And thanks Aunt Marg and Uncle Dale, Uncle Willie, and Aunt Lorraine. You're the best (Send money next time please)!
hahahah that's horrible! but so good.
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