My [below] average train of thought.

Setting the scene: I've just left the safeway parking lot, driving home after buying some NeoCitran for my cough.

> I'm so sick, I feel like death

>Hey look, there's some popcorn spilled on the road.

>Mmmm. popcorn.

>I want some popcorn.

>I should watch a movie, then.

> I'll rent 'Death At a Funeral.'

And then I did....fairly entertaining, not entirely unpredictable, but the acting was pretty impressive.