Irony Curtain

So I'd like to congratulate humanity on 20 years since the Berlin Wall was brought down. They celebrated by throwing a massive free concert including U2. However, they only made 10 000 tickets available (which were all claimed in 3 hours) and decided that ticket-holders should be the only ones to see the show, and everyone else should watch it from home on TV, so they had to find a way to deter ticket-less people from congregating.

So they built a wall. A twelve foot high barrier to keep out common folk! It was erected almost along the same line where the Berlin Wall stood for 30 years.

That's brilliant, guys. That would be like building an Airplane museum on the site where the World Trade Center once stood. Better yet, a mosque! Ahh the callous irony!

Gyaahhh I can't sleep again.